Mega Ultimate Blast times six billion!

This is hard. I can make my word count grow but just writing, but I don't think it's necessarily going anywhere, or more accurately, I don't know where it's going. Also, I feel confined, like I can't let myself go. I want to write something wild and fanciful, but still realistic, something funny, but left to its own devices, my writing keeps veering toward a very serious place. Consarnit!